Thursday, June 03, 2010

Talking About the Hot Ladies

I think Matthew is trying to break me and M up. M was on a business trip and came home after 4 days away. Matthew noticed that he had been away longer than usual, so when M got home, Matthew pointed it out and asked M where he went. M said he's been out.

Matthew: Were you out with the hot ladies?

M: No, I’m married.

Matthew: Mommy won’t know. She’s not here.

A few days later when M was on another business trip, he tells me that M is out with the “hot ladies.” I told him that Daddy’s not allowed out with the hot ladies because he’s married.

Matthew: He broke up with you.

Me: Why would he break up with me?

Matthew: Because you don’t listen.

That kid cracks me up!

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