I think Matthew is trying to break me and M up. M was on a business trip and came home after 4 days away. Matthew noticed that he had been away longer than usual, so when M got home, Matthew pointed it out and asked M where he went. M said he's been out.
Matthew: Were you out with the hot ladies?
M: No, I’m married.
Matthew: Mommy won’t know. She’s not here.
A few days later when M was on another business trip, he tells me that M is out with the “hot ladies.” I told him that Daddy’s not allowed out with the hot ladies because he’s married.
Matthew: He broke up with you.
Me: Why would he break up with me?
Matthew: Because you don’t listen.
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